Always a Wallace

by Dmitri Skomorochov
(Always a Woman by Billy Joel)
Written for Adian Wallace

She can kill with a knife, she can wound with her sword,
She can bring fighters water and never get bored,
She plays with her sheep like you wouldn't believe,
She'll marry a Bane, but she's always a Wallace to me,

When she's out on the field, she will give all she's able,
And then you will see her, helping out at Res table,
She won't take a break, anybody can see,
She'll marry a Bane, but she's always a Wallace to me,

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Oh-she takes care of her friends, she goes out of her way,
You know she'll always try,
Oh-and she never gives out, and she never gives up,
You can always rely,

When she's back at the campsite, she'll fill us with joys,
And then to her tent, when we'll hear lots of noise,
She'll say she's not guilty, the noise wasn't she,
She'll marry a Bane, but she's always a Wallace to me,

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When she talks of her clan, she'll yell out quite loud,
Her mother and father, you know they're quite proud,
And though her lord Tam wants her to be McBean,
She'll marry a Bane, and then she'll take his name,
But she's always a Wallace to me.